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I warned you that there would be more about my trip to Austin to see Chrispo. Well, just to wet your appetite for spam.

Star Wars inspires so many good things, like Star Dudes. (from Lot 49)

Want to hang out in a bar in Brussels but don't really have the time or money to get there? Beer.com can help.

Yesterday, I ranted about laywers and their screwing up my fun with Elian. Well, all praise Dale! He emailed to say look in your cache stupid. (paraphrased that a bit) Well, duh, I feel silly. Of course it was there; a fine little 540k flash document! Woohoo. Scanned some new photos in this moring before work, now this... on a Friday no less. It's going to be a great day.

Oh no. The wassup video from 4/26 is gone thanks to some pinhead lawyer at Associated Press who can't take a joke. I knew I should have made a copy rather than link to it. Bummer. Sorry to those who missed it - yet another reason to check iPaulo often. 8-)

I think I'm a blog addict. I told myself I'd blurf for 5 minutes. I had been reading girlsarewierd for a minute or two, moved on to sexynerds and looked at that for 30 seconds or so. Then I looked at my watch. 5 minutes already. Yikes. Today's letter on girlsarewierd is what did me in. Funny stuff. Oh well. Work work work.

Looking for a Zope friendly web host? Go to Beehive (from this blog)

Oh my. Another wassup video comes along combining to the Great and Powerful Elian with beer. True...true.

What are the young whippersnappers (or gilda on whips) saying around campus today?

He is so shaded.

Oh, yeah. Saw a sneak preview this weekend of Where the Heart Is with Natalie Portman and Ashley Judd. Finally, a movie I don't have to mock Ashley's horrible acting. Lots of good acting by Portman, although much of the writing was pretty blah. Good date movie. Great chick flick. Fun if you're a guy who likes either of the star actresses. Amazing if you like both. Go Queen!

What have some people said about my boss? From an excellent Wired article, 'His wife, Julia, recalls a party when a stranger asked her if she had "any stuff." It took her a second to realize he was asking her for drugs. "You know," the guy urged, "whatever it is your husband's on.'

WoooWhooo. UCLA's new recycling program can finally recycle type 1 and type 2 plastics in locations all over campus. No more throwing away those silly Rubio's cups I get with lunch.

Neat. 80's TV junkorama.

Didn't spent more than 30 seconds scrolling through this blog. Of course, The Professional is one of his top 5 movies, which gives it globs and globs of credibility in my book. Mostly, I just thought the page looked nice.

Oh boy. I just ordered my copy of Communism is Neat.

I'm a touch late with the easter humor, but this is worthy of a post-easter looksee. (from Unintentional Mullet)

Go SpeedRacer Go!!! Got 200k in your mattress? You could drive the Mach 5 (photo near the end of the article)